Beach Bash?
So today my family decides to awaken me from a very pleasant sleep to go to the beach. What a waste of my life.
We literally spent 2 hours in traffic looking in vain for an open parking spot. Then I managed to escape and walk along the overly crowded strip of shops and stuff...
I spent 2 hours walking around cursing all the stupid people (which included everyone) until I found a nice little shop with lots of weaponry hanging up. I viewed a nice selection of swords, axes, knives, throwing stars, flails, daggers, etc. and eventually asked the guy if I could see a broad sword I was interested in.
Of course, I was given some crap about having to be 18 years old.
Then I went back to the beach and drank some soda as I sat on our cooler being pelted with sand. I couldn't wait to leave.
We finally left, and I figured maybe I could relax for a bit. Unfortunately for me, a lot of things piss me off.
As we were driving down the highway, I noticed that the car in front of us had a bumper sticker that read 'got Jesus?'. I wondered to myself why someone would rip off an already terrible slogan to promote their religion to people that don't give a fuck and never will. Then we switched lanes and directly in front of us was a mini van with a bumper sticker that said 'Got God?'. Covered in sand, needing sleep, exhausted from the heat, and having to look at shitty bumper stickers all day made me really want to kill someone. I really wished I had been able to buy that sword...
On top of all this, I still miss Priscilla and I probably have to work a lot this week.
I am in a bad mood.
We literally spent 2 hours in traffic looking in vain for an open parking spot. Then I managed to escape and walk along the overly crowded strip of shops and stuff...
I spent 2 hours walking around cursing all the stupid people (which included everyone) until I found a nice little shop with lots of weaponry hanging up. I viewed a nice selection of swords, axes, knives, throwing stars, flails, daggers, etc. and eventually asked the guy if I could see a broad sword I was interested in.
Of course, I was given some crap about having to be 18 years old.
Then I went back to the beach and drank some soda as I sat on our cooler being pelted with sand. I couldn't wait to leave.
We finally left, and I figured maybe I could relax for a bit. Unfortunately for me, a lot of things piss me off.
As we were driving down the highway, I noticed that the car in front of us had a bumper sticker that read 'got Jesus?'. I wondered to myself why someone would rip off an already terrible slogan to promote their religion to people that don't give a fuck and never will. Then we switched lanes and directly in front of us was a mini van with a bumper sticker that said 'Got God?'. Covered in sand, needing sleep, exhausted from the heat, and having to look at shitty bumper stickers all day made me really want to kill someone. I really wished I had been able to buy that sword...
On top of all this, I still miss Priscilla and I probably have to work a lot this week.
I am in a bad mood.