car accident number too, woopdeedoo! (translation: f*%$)
okay so here it goes. are you ready? oh well cause here it goes. okay so i decided that i wanted some of those blue lights in my car that i see going down the street sometimes. so i call up Mark, and it went a little something like this.
"hello?"
"yeah hey mark it's heather."
"hey whats up?"
"yeah you know those lights that are blue?"
"yeah."
"well i was wondering if you knew how to put those in cause ive wanted some for a long time and i don't want to pay to have them put in."
"yeh it's really easy once i show you you'll be able to do it"
"okay well maybe i can bring it over so you can see what kind i need"
"alright ill call you later"
"peace out"
"bye"
okay so i end up at danielle's house later to pick her up to go to mark's. so we are driving down shrock road (45 miles per hour i might add) and this guy comes from the left side of the road and cuts right in front of me. so after almost rear ending him i beep and get in the right lane. so he beeps and gets in the right lane cutting me off again. so by this time im thinking "is this guy fuckin mental?" he's going really slow so i get in the left lane and around him back into the right. well of course (after totally clearing him i might add) a yellow light in front of me comes on and i go and try to make a stop. so the mini van that has now pissed me off comes up on my left. this guy inside looks at both me and danielle and turn his wheel right into me.
i just looked in aw. he looked like he did this every day and his wife was like "oo...well it's okay *shrug*" the must have just gotten off the ship from africa cause they looked like shit. if you want to know how they looked refer to the picture below:
and his wife:
yeah. pretty bad. so anyway me and danielle just sit there for awhile and im waiting for him to do a hit and run or something. so eventully i tell danielle to get out and im like what the hell? dude you ass hole what the hell you couldn't see me? and he's like "shut the fuck up!" so im thinking. okay this guy thinks he's still in fucking africa. so i get all up in his face HE'S NOT GONNA MESS WITH ME "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING ASS HOLE ILL SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT CAUSE IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED WHERE STANDING IN THE LAND OF THE FUCKING FREE!" so he just keeps repeting the same things over and over "you shut that fucking mouth" and "you ran into me"
so at this point im in the back of my trunk taking pictures cause this chick is calling the police on her cell phone and i had a camera. thank god! so anyway finally he won't shutup so im like "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" and he's like "your not the police if i ran into you i would have more damage." so im like "NO ASS CAUSE YOU HAD CONTROL OF THE SITUATION, A LITTLE FUCKING ROAD RAGE IS WHAT YOU HAD YOU STUPID ASS." so anyway he keeps throwing out the fact that im white into it so i was like "fine you wanna talk to someone black ill get you fuckin black." and i call me dad (step really but you know).
but eventually he gets there and is trying to ask the guy questions and the guy just attacks my dad. so my dad is fighting the guy and has him in a chokehold and the guy bites him. FUCK! he really thinks he's in africa the son of a bitch is biting like a dog. so my dad starts beating the shit out of him and these random asses have to come and break it up.
so eventually the cops get there and he says my dad stole his wallet. needless to say they didn't believe him and they saw how he was making a right in the left lane so they did what they had too and we went to the hospital before going home.
i have almost $3000 dollars in repairs i need to get fixed and it's all getting done next week. i won't be having that survey till another time.
oh and also "shut the fuck up my friend" hahahaha.
"hello?"
"yeah hey mark it's heather."
"hey whats up?"
"yeah you know those lights that are blue?"
"yeah."
"well i was wondering if you knew how to put those in cause ive wanted some for a long time and i don't want to pay to have them put in."
"yeh it's really easy once i show you you'll be able to do it"
"okay well maybe i can bring it over so you can see what kind i need"
"alright ill call you later"
"peace out"
"bye"
okay so i end up at danielle's house later to pick her up to go to mark's. so we are driving down shrock road (45 miles per hour i might add) and this guy comes from the left side of the road and cuts right in front of me. so after almost rear ending him i beep and get in the right lane. so he beeps and gets in the right lane cutting me off again. so by this time im thinking "is this guy fuckin mental?" he's going really slow so i get in the left lane and around him back into the right. well of course (after totally clearing him i might add) a yellow light in front of me comes on and i go and try to make a stop. so the mini van that has now pissed me off comes up on my left. this guy inside looks at both me and danielle and turn his wheel right into me.
i just looked in aw. he looked like he did this every day and his wife was like "oo...well it's okay *shrug*" the must have just gotten off the ship from africa cause they looked like shit. if you want to know how they looked refer to the picture below:
and his wife:
yeah. pretty bad. so anyway me and danielle just sit there for awhile and im waiting for him to do a hit and run or something. so eventully i tell danielle to get out and im like what the hell? dude you ass hole what the hell you couldn't see me? and he's like "shut the fuck up!" so im thinking. okay this guy thinks he's still in fucking africa. so i get all up in his face HE'S NOT GONNA MESS WITH ME "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING ASS HOLE ILL SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT CAUSE IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED WHERE STANDING IN THE LAND OF THE FUCKING FREE!" so he just keeps repeting the same things over and over "you shut that fucking mouth" and "you ran into me"
so at this point im in the back of my trunk taking pictures cause this chick is calling the police on her cell phone and i had a camera. thank god! so anyway finally he won't shutup so im like "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" and he's like "your not the police if i ran into you i would have more damage." so im like "NO ASS CAUSE YOU HAD CONTROL OF THE SITUATION, A LITTLE FUCKING ROAD RAGE IS WHAT YOU HAD YOU STUPID ASS." so anyway he keeps throwing out the fact that im white into it so i was like "fine you wanna talk to someone black ill get you fuckin black." and i call me dad (step really but you know).
but eventually he gets there and is trying to ask the guy questions and the guy just attacks my dad. so my dad is fighting the guy and has him in a chokehold and the guy bites him. FUCK! he really thinks he's in africa the son of a bitch is biting like a dog. so my dad starts beating the shit out of him and these random asses have to come and break it up.
so eventually the cops get there and he says my dad stole his wallet. needless to say they didn't believe him and they saw how he was making a right in the left lane so they did what they had too and we went to the hospital before going home.
i have almost $3000 dollars in repairs i need to get fixed and it's all getting done next week. i won't be having that survey till another time.
oh and also "shut the fuck up my friend" hahahaha.