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today:
& What's the weather like: Well, this is what we live in Arizona for. Mid 80's to 90's... You fucking northeastern motherfuckers enjoy your fucking snow and plowing your driveways.
& What did you do: Worked, worked more, fast forward to grocery shopping, now pretty buzzend and updating my live journal at 2:10 in the morning. Rock on motherfuckers.
& Have you eaten breakfast yet: Would that be for today or yesterday?? Neither happened though, yet I'm told I'll get a smoothie in the morning. Can't wait for that shit!
& What did you eat: The highlight of my eatings today was the Oreo Cookie pie we bought at the grocery store tonight.
& What do you see when you look out the window or door or peephole: Srsly, when I look out the window of my apartment, i see the balconies of other apartments. Big fucking deal really. Within 1 month I expect to have a better view overlooking the city/mountains of Mesa etc.
& Have you exercised: No. And I stress *NO* Not even did I stretch, but I find it hard to even *stress* anymore
& What do you plan to do for the rest of the day or tomorrow: Tonight? Seeing as I still consider it to be Friday night, I'm going to finish off the beers I see in the fridge, go to bed. Tomarow I will be going to the Pumpkin Festival in Queen Creek, carving the shit out of a few pumpkins, getting fucked up, falling asleep, and whatever else happens inbetween.
& When did you wake up: I typically wake up when Kari does but I lay in bed until the very last moment until I need to get up and shower and get to work.
& Have you eaten lunch yet: Uhh lunch is so last year. Give me a cup of yogurt with some crumbled up granola bar and I'm good to go until dinner.
& What did you eat: Goddamnit, crumbled up granola bar and yogurt. Do I have to spell it out for you mothafucka?
& Have you gone out to eat and where: We had some desert at Applebees the other night. Outside of their happy hour and desert, Applebees has *no* redeeming value
& Did you buy anything: Season 2 of Arrested Development on DVD. Holla!
& Has something changed drastically today: My disdain for mortgage closers?? Only fucking slightly.
& Are you happy: I would be happy if my mortgage closer spoke english as a first language.
& Did you sing aloud today: I sing aloud often and badly, deal with it
& Did you talk to a friend on the phone: If they get paid to work where I do, they are hardly friends.
& On AIM: Kari!
& In person: co-workers, damn them all to hell
& Did you get mail: my life revolves around email
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& What was it (junk, bills, personal letters): The highlight of my email today was my mortgage closer demonstrating that ESL (english as a second language) has not been successful for her.
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& How many times have you gone to the bathroom so far: Probably once. What is it with all you fuckers with bladders the size of wallnuts?
& Have you taken a nap: I'm about to take what I typically call a 12 hour nap
& How long have you been on the computer: My life revolves around this fucking thing
& What are you listening to at the moment: Okay, the new Death Cab for Cutie song has taken over my entire life.
& What is one thing that happened today that you will never forget: Well, considering I'm about 10 beers deep at this point, I think the better question is "what will I remember??"
& Is anyone in the room with you: Kari woke up a bit ago but has since gone back to bed. I am yet again alone.
& How many people are on your buddy list, if you're on it: 6 out of 23. I actually put myself on my buddylist, so subtract one if you feel like it.
& Are you feeling lazy: lazy is an understatement
& Are you feeling bored: a beer buzz can make a paper cut interesting
& What have you accomplished today: I made it through the week. If that's not enough then eat shit
& What's the weather like: Well, this is what we live in Arizona for. Mid 80's to 90's... You fucking northeastern motherfuckers enjoy your fucking snow and plowing your driveways.
& What did you do: Worked, worked more, fast forward to grocery shopping, now pretty buzzend and updating my live journal at 2:10 in the morning. Rock on motherfuckers.
& Have you eaten breakfast yet: Would that be for today or yesterday?? Neither happened though, yet I'm told I'll get a smoothie in the morning. Can't wait for that shit!
& What did you eat: The highlight of my eatings today was the Oreo Cookie pie we bought at the grocery store tonight.
& What do you see when you look out the window or door or peephole: Srsly, when I look out the window of my apartment, i see the balconies of other apartments. Big fucking deal really. Within 1 month I expect to have a better view overlooking the city/mountains of Mesa etc.
& Have you exercised: No. And I stress *NO* Not even did I stretch, but I find it hard to even *stress* anymore
& What do you plan to do for the rest of the day or tomorrow: Tonight? Seeing as I still consider it to be Friday night, I'm going to finish off the beers I see in the fridge, go to bed. Tomarow I will be going to the Pumpkin Festival in Queen Creek, carving the shit out of a few pumpkins, getting fucked up, falling asleep, and whatever else happens inbetween.
& When did you wake up: I typically wake up when Kari does but I lay in bed until the very last moment until I need to get up and shower and get to work.
& Have you eaten lunch yet: Uhh lunch is so last year. Give me a cup of yogurt with some crumbled up granola bar and I'm good to go until dinner.
& What did you eat: Goddamnit, crumbled up granola bar and yogurt. Do I have to spell it out for you mothafucka?
& Have you gone out to eat and where: We had some desert at Applebees the other night. Outside of their happy hour and desert, Applebees has *no* redeeming value
& Did you buy anything: Season 2 of Arrested Development on DVD. Holla!
& Has something changed drastically today: My disdain for mortgage closers?? Only fucking slightly.
& Are you happy: I would be happy if my mortgage closer spoke english as a first language.
& Did you sing aloud today: I sing aloud often and badly, deal with it
& Did you talk to a friend on the phone: If they get paid to work where I do, they are hardly friends.
& On AIM: Kari!
& In person: co-workers, damn them all to hell
& Did you get mail: my life revolves around email
.
& What was it (junk, bills, personal letters): The highlight of my email today was my mortgage closer demonstrating that ESL (english as a second language) has not been successful for her.
.
& How many times have you gone to the bathroom so far: Probably once. What is it with all you fuckers with bladders the size of wallnuts?
& Have you taken a nap: I'm about to take what I typically call a 12 hour nap
& How long have you been on the computer: My life revolves around this fucking thing
& What are you listening to at the moment: Okay, the new Death Cab for Cutie song has taken over my entire life.
& What is one thing that happened today that you will never forget: Well, considering I'm about 10 beers deep at this point, I think the better question is "what will I remember??"
& Is anyone in the room with you: Kari woke up a bit ago but has since gone back to bed. I am yet again alone.
& How many people are on your buddy list, if you're on it: 6 out of 23. I actually put myself on my buddylist, so subtract one if you feel like it.
& Are you feeling lazy: lazy is an understatement
& Are you feeling bored: a beer buzz can make a paper cut interesting
& What have you accomplished today: I made it through the week. If that's not enough then eat shit