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Jun 22, 2005 18:29

I'm being attacked by bumblebees outside. They want war and I shall give them their war. The weed-eater is my blade and our John Deere tractor is my steed. A red moon shall rise tonight!

Love is patient, love is kind, and is not jealous; love does not brag and is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly; it does not seek its own, is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered, does not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth; bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails; but if there are gifts of prophecy, they will be done away; if there are tongues, they will cease; if there is knowledge, it will be done away. For we know in part, and we prophesy in part; but when the perfect comes, the partial will be done away.

Corinthians 13:4-10

Somebody once asked me to define love. I think thats a pretty good definition.

I need to buy a Bibble. They're just so freakin' expensive. I need one with color pictures. I wonder if Mel Gibson has made a bible yet. I'm sure it would be pretty interesting if he did...

"Christians don't believe in gravity."- Peter from Family Guy

On a final note, Katie Holmes has turned to the darkside. Those unfamiliar with the darkside may know it better as Scientology-ology-ology-ology (you have to imagine that with an echo at the end). I need to find out where L. Ron Hubbard is buried and drive a wooden stake into his heart and end his diabolical plans for taking over the world. I would like to apologize in advance to Becky Mellinger. I do believe that once you destroy the master, the others will be changed back.

Well, off to battle my winged nemesiseseseses and then to desecrate L. Ron Hubbard's burial site. Sounds like a busy evening for me. Wish me success on my field of battle
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