RAWR DAMMIT
Well i've decided to post again, mainly due in part to a woman who could get a sea turtle to have sex more than it's usual once every 25 years due to her nagging, but I'm more than gentlemanly enough to not name names, although this woman is hot n sexy, but attack of the nag. Hmm...where to start. I believe that I'll start the way I normally do, cursing everything and saying FUCK THIS and that. So to begin I start with wintermester, which sucks ass just about as much as a certain attempting rapist does. IT IS most definately a devilish rimjob, but I've got an A in the damned class and today was the last drop day so there's not much i could really do about it. oh well. hmm. my sex life is rather non existant at the moment, but I'm a particularly picky man, yes I know that sounds strange, but ::gasps:: contrary to popular belief I don't hump everything with big tits and or bent over. I maybe a drunken leecher, but at least I'm a choosy one with some kind of morality based inside my odd and twisted sense of honor, duty, and humor. now normally it's time for more random cursing, but I'll forgo those for a few moments. My dating life? all the women I like are either already taken, or aren't interested in me as a bf, just as a big brother or close friend, which blows monkey chunks beyond all belief...okies I think I've bitten my tongue long enough for hte cursing.. DAMMIT!!! IT SUCKS HARDCORE DONKEY DICK. oh well, there's not really much I can do about it. Sure I could try to sabatoge the existing relationships but assuming I'm not the lazy ass bastard (well almost bastard) that I am, and it wouldn't take the extreme amounts of subtelty and effort that I know it would, I'd rather those women to be happy with the person their with rather than be a selfish greedy person whose only interested in the smaller picture. but enough of my tales of whining and bitching, I do them so much I think I'm about to grow a tail and 4 other nipples. oh and floppy ears, I can't forget the floppy ears, nope, no way, not ever, never, well maybe just this once. Ne ways, my mom's about to take an extended job opportunity into austin which means I inherit the house to myself for the next 4 months. such a great and terrible responsibility. I've already started stockpiling my food, and I've got a very very slim diet comming. This means all I'm eating a day is 2 bowls of ramen noodles, 2 multi vitamins, a grilled cheese sandwich and a few glasses of a great diet coke. Yeah, and I also found out the hard way how truly outta shape I am, a few nights ago I tried to do some pushups, and 16 of em killed me. I mean I couldn't even do them all in one sitting, but they were knuckle ups which aren't the easiest, but that's far besides the point. I'm already up to 30 a night, but not quite in one sitting, but I'll get there sooner rather than later. by the end of the month I hope to be up to 100, and by the time my mom gets home from austin I'll hope to be doing 1000. and I'm gonna be pretty busy thursday nights, so this means tha tI won't be able to make GW's again till some time in may, but by then I should have wonderful pecs and a 6 pack, and some muskles in my arms and legs. Yeah I'll definately be a changed man, so no more big fluffy teddy bear, just a rock solid big bad mutha fucker teddybear with a great body. ENOUGH of this evil livejournal thing that repeats endlessly every few days / weeks. I shall post on my own schedule, and the next person who nags at me to post will get a certain food in a certain ass, and I've got a size 13 foot, so that person better love anal. and Zion, you're far from the avatar that your angel protrays you to be.