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I'm Gay because I don't own a tracksuit.
I'm Gay because Football is the greatest tranquilizer I can think of.
I'm Gay because I find 99% of straight men to be single-minded thugs who are painfully boring to talk to.
I'm Gay because my closest friends have always been girls.
I'm Gay because my mind is capable of registering emotions other than "angry" and "horny".
I'm Gay because, when I speak, properly formed sentences come out, and words sound the way they're supposed to sound.
I'm Gay because I've regularly been to Gay nightclubs, where everyone is friendly and you don't see a dozen different fights every hour.
I'm Gay because I'm fairly intelligent, obviously a trait only occurring in women and Gays.
I'm Gay because, while other people my age listen to hardcore rave and club music, I listen to David Bowie and The Beatles. Clearly this makes me a bit of a queer.
I'm Gay because I notice when a girl has had her hair done. This is not because I, as a straight guy, appreciate their efforts to look nice. It is obviously because I'm a little bit poofy.
I'm Gay because a beautiful, intelligent, passionate woman is the most attractive thing in the world to me and makes my head buzz with feeling and emotion. Just to converse with such a person leaves me feeling like maybe the world is not so shit and depressing, and perhaps there is a point to life. This can only be because I'm a bit BENT.
No other explanation, really.
I'm Gay because Football is the greatest tranquilizer I can think of.
I'm Gay because I find 99% of straight men to be single-minded thugs who are painfully boring to talk to.
I'm Gay because my closest friends have always been girls.
I'm Gay because my mind is capable of registering emotions other than "angry" and "horny".
I'm Gay because, when I speak, properly formed sentences come out, and words sound the way they're supposed to sound.
I'm Gay because I've regularly been to Gay nightclubs, where everyone is friendly and you don't see a dozen different fights every hour.
I'm Gay because I'm fairly intelligent, obviously a trait only occurring in women and Gays.
I'm Gay because, while other people my age listen to hardcore rave and club music, I listen to David Bowie and The Beatles. Clearly this makes me a bit of a queer.
I'm Gay because I notice when a girl has had her hair done. This is not because I, as a straight guy, appreciate their efforts to look nice. It is obviously because I'm a little bit poofy.
I'm Gay because a beautiful, intelligent, passionate woman is the most attractive thing in the world to me and makes my head buzz with feeling and emotion. Just to converse with such a person leaves me feeling like maybe the world is not so shit and depressing, and perhaps there is a point to life. This can only be because I'm a bit BENT.
No other explanation, really.