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What the Lobster Saw

Nov 25, 2008 17:02

Title: ‘What the Lobster Saw.’
Authors: Abby (cherry_soup888) and Lucy (lucy_locket)
Rating: NC17 SEX, SEX, SEX AND MOUSSE
Warnings/Spoilers: Oh I can’t even…begin to describe…Just erm…slash. And shark metaphors. And bad porn lol.
Characters: Ben/Esai (Esai - Mexican Guy. Or Mexican Gay as Lucy called him.)
Disclaimer: We don’t own Shark Attack 3 Megalodon. We do - the DVD ( Read more... )

fic, fic: shark attack 3, actor: john barrowman, film: shark attack 3

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throwthebones November 25 2008, 22:13:38 UTC

LOL THIS WAS THE BEST THING EVAR IN MY LIFE! BEST PORN IN THE WORLD. Who knew lobster was such an aphrodisiac!

I was having uncontrollable giggle fits throughout the whole thing, starting with the Author's Notes! Now I definitely have to watch SA3, in a whole new light, of course. Shame Esai's shark bait (OOH HA HA)

OMG This is such win I have no words. ILUBOTH FOR MAKING THIS.

lucy_locket November 25 2008, 22:23:08 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHA *HUGS* THANKS! I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT! =D

ILU FOR READING! =D And I'm sure they fit in at least one more fuck before the shark. Esai has to get his go on top like.

throwthebones November 25 2008, 22:30:39 UTC

:D :D :D :D I LOVE IT.t

OMG You totes have to write their before-Easi-falls-victim-to-growling-shark fuck. PLZ. ILU2! :D

Btw, this is the hottest icon evar thanks for making it! :D

lucy_locket November 25 2008, 22:37:37 UTC

OMG WE WILL TOTALLY FUCKING WRITE THAT SHIZ! =D OMGSHOES! Aww, the last fuck of Esai's young life. And Ben'll be all emo about everyone bein' killed by sharks so he'll be wanting to fuck the pain away. And Esai is only too willing to help. HAI THAR MEXICAN COCK! Esai so has to be top in that one. It must be so.

And thanks! *hugs*

throwthebones November 26 2008, 02:25:38 UTC

OMG PLEASE WRITE THAT IT WILL MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST EVAR. LOLOL SHARK!PORN IS THE NEW HOTNESS.

cherry_soup888 November 25 2008, 22:27:21 UTC

Awww thank you katherine, Lucy says u went to see JB today, I hope you had a loely day.
Thank you so much for reading! So glad you liked it!
Ahahaha Esai does die...poor Esai. I'm sure he must have smelt of chocolate mousse and the shark couldn't resist...or he just likes mexican food...

throwthebones November 25 2008, 22:32:17 UTC

Awww you're welcome! :D JB was great, thanks!!

AHAHAHAHA YOU KILL ME WITH LOLZ.

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