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[jones_soduh]

on sunday morning i woke up sick. when i am sick i get grumpy and bitch a ton about it. good thing i believe i caught it early enough so it will go away before friday. i've been plopping airborne in water almost every three hours... even though it doesn't work worth shit. also campbell's chunky chicken noodle soup is the best, it's wayyy better than regular chicken noodle. you should try it and then add about half a pack of club crackers to it like i do.

Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It's delicious!