May 12, 2004 20:01
i felt very ashamed as an acquaintence of mine checked me out today. all the books were pretty dorky, but the one with vin diesel plasterd all over the front cover was apparently too much for this guy to stomache. it was only THREE bucks people, and the movie's coming out this summer, and here's the thing.
i saw the preview to "the chronicles of riddick" about a week ago. science fiction/action adventure...buck rodgers/flash gordon stuff. it looked really sweet, but low and behold...fucking vin diesel is the lead character. so i'm like, god, i hate that friggin troglodyte bag of stupid ass...i can't watch this. but all scifi movies have to be books first right? apparently not. the only book form this sacko del dook comes in is the kind adapted from screen play...so i bought it.
i save a little bit of face, right? at least this way i can imagine riddick is played by mario van peebles or a young eric estrada. whatever the case, i suck. vin diesel is my new best friend f all hatas!