Uber Destrucinator soaks a ladies drawers
Yes, we have no bananas.
"Dear God,
I am so sorry that I gave Elliot Smith such a hard time. I did not know that listening to his records all the time would make him forget to take his zoloft. I really meant only good things by being such an obsessive, manic, deluded fan. Now I am aware of my crime and we have lost one our time's greatest song writers. When I walked into the store and heard those beautiful songs, I should have just walked right out because I do not know how to nurture beauty.
I am so very sorry. I wish that there was some way to go back in time to cut off my ears and stuff them with old tampons so that all I would hear is the sound of cranky, young women working at call centers.
If you see him, tell him I'm insane and aware that suicide is the only unforgiveable sin.
Love Always,
Troy"
Who, Me?
Busted!!!
Middle of Nowhere Ontario bust