this is why i hate drunk bitches....

Oct 11, 2005 03:36

oh my fucking god
heres another fucking story from my library of police interactions:

=working at dominoes
=i stop at speedway for gas
=matty was in the car
=stupid bitches flip us off and pull up next to my car as i am leaving
=this cunt smashes into my car
=and speeds away
=matts like "dude, go after them"
=so i chase those bitches down owen road
=they go to their house (in fenton oaks)
=i get out and start flipping out on them
=the drivers friend (tina wenn) decides to fucking slap me in the face
=then she punches me in the face
=i am flipping out and wanting to smash her fucking face in
=but i knew i would go to jail
=so i held my cool
=and called the cops
=they were really hammered
=i was working and i felt bad cuz the driver was actually really nice
=and she was really sorry so i told her i would leave before the cops got there
=she gave me her number and name and said to call her
=i get pulled over
=the cops like "what happened?"
=i told him the story, and he was so cool to me
=then this other cop shows up and is like whats up mr armour?
=hahaha its my neighbor bill (this cop who has pulled me over before - he's real cool)
=he just stopped by to say hi
=for once i didnt get in trouble and the cops were cool to me

crazy ass night...but at least its a good story to tell
night all
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