Jun 06, 2007 00:00
The first half of the Republican debate blew. It was really bad. I turned the TV off and then got locked in my bathroom, because the door mechanism broke. It was kind of novel for the first hour. Then I started yelling for help and pounding on the walls. After three hours I started using the drawers as hammers to hit the walls harder while screaming for the police. After four hours a police officer kicked down my door and kicked down the bathroom door. So as far as I'm concerned. The second half of the debate blew too.