im straight.
anonymous
April 25 2004, 23:03:34 UTC
1. Who are you? Jonathon GAY. 2. Are we friends? fuck, no! 3. When and how did we meet? i kicked your ass for being sucha queerbate! 4. How have I affected you? you made me realize how much i hate fags! 5. What do you think of me? no question, your a fucking queer. 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? you trying to hump me and take off my clothes... in return, i beat your fucking face..yeah try sucking some dick with a neck brace,BITCH! 7. How long do you think we will be friends? we never were friends,fag. 8. Do you love me? FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT GAY. 9. Do you have a crush on me? OH THAT IS FUCKING IT!!!!!!! 10. Would you kiss me? AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! 11. Would you hug me? ID RATHER DIE! 12. Physically, what stands out? your gayness. 13. Emotionally, what stands out? your gayness. 14. Do you wish I was cooler? chh yeah... like me! STRAIGHT! 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? maybe i'll do one on how gay you are. ohh wait. TEN BITCH! 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. fag. (self explanatory) 17. Am I loveable? yeah if your gay. 18. How long have you known me? i dont know. 19. Describe me in one word. homo. 20. What was your first impression? ew! man, this guy loves dick! 21. Do you still think that way about me now? ha!YEAH! 22. What do you think my weakness is? chip n dale's. 23. Do you think I'll get married? ha no!! they aint never gonna leglize that shit, fucker. marijuana will get legalalized before that. i recomend you becomin a stoner. 24. What makes me happy? pp. 25. What makes me sad? no pp. 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? a woman. 29. How well do you know me? well enough to know your gay. 29. When's the last time you saw me? i dunno, are you htting on me?! 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? chh no. 31. Do you think I could kill someone? ha NO! 32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? YES..............................gay.
Re: im straight.robotrefundApril 26 2004, 02:32:45 UTC
Are all homophobes this stupid? You could have at least hit the "check spelling during preview" box. Jon is this another person who is jealous of you for having Paige as your girlfriend?
2. Are we friends? fuck, no!
3. When and how did we meet? i kicked your ass for being sucha queerbate!
4. How have I affected you? you made me realize how much i hate fags!
5. What do you think of me? no question, your a fucking queer.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? you trying to hump me and take off my clothes... in return, i beat your fucking face..yeah try sucking some dick with a neck brace,BITCH!
7. How long do you think we will be friends? we never were friends,fag.
8. Do you love me? FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT GAY.
9. Do you have a crush on me? OH THAT IS FUCKING IT!!!!!!!
10. Would you kiss me? AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
11. Would you hug me? ID RATHER DIE!
12. Physically, what stands out? your gayness.
13. Emotionally, what stands out? your gayness.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? chh yeah... like me! STRAIGHT!
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? maybe i'll do one on how gay you are. ohh wait. TEN BITCH!
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. fag. (self explanatory)
17. Am I loveable? yeah if your gay.
18. How long have you known me? i dont know.
19. Describe me in one word. homo.
20. What was your first impression? ew! man, this guy loves dick!
21. Do you still think that way about me now? ha!YEAH!
22. What do you think my weakness is? chip n dale's.
23. Do you think I'll get married? ha no!! they aint never gonna leglize that shit, fucker. marijuana will get legalalized before that. i recomend you becomin a stoner.
24. What makes me happy? pp.
25. What makes me sad? no pp.
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? a woman.
29. How well do you know me? well enough to know your gay.
29. When's the last time you saw me? i dunno, are you htting on me?!
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? chh no.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? ha NO!
32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? YES..............................gay.
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