best night of my life.

[jonathanschley]

today is my birthday. it was seriously, arguably, the best day of my entire life. ever. i went to school. people i did not even know knew me, came up and told me happy birthday. it was pretty cool. along with people i did not know... people that i thought wickedly hated me? whatever. dope i guess. anyways. after school. i hung out with paige. she got me a super dope dolce&gabbana beanie that i have wanted forever. and the dawson's creek first season dvd set. i really wanted that too. she always does everything perfect. and she made me a really dope pseudo-scrapbook card. it had different memorabilia of things we have done together. you know... ticket stubs...etc. it was amazing. anyways. then i dropped her off so she could get ready for the awesome birthday dinner she planned out for me. so anyways. then i picked her up like an hour later. then me, paige, alex, jade, liz, james, brett, kelsey, diana, and chelsea all met at liz's house... i have a girlfriend now. :) we then went to dinner at the roman cucina. it was really good. that is basically my night. it was seriously so good.... the day i mean. it was the best birthday i have ever had. and probably the best day i have ever had. katrina and molly: thanks for the brownies and cards. they were great. jesse: thanks for taking me to lunch. liz and jade: thanks for the card. diana and chelsea: your card ruled. paige... oh paige. you are amazing. and thank you to anyone else i forgot that has been absolutely amazing to me today. i love my friends. i love my family. and i love my GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

i have compiled a list of things i can now do as an adult:
1. buy tobacco.
2. vote.
3. buy gun.
4. buy porn.
5. buy lottery tickets.
6. no curfew.
7. credit cards.
8. non-cosigned loans.
9. buy spraypaint.
10. buy razorblades.
11. buy superglue.
12. gamble at indian casino's.
13. can have sex with adults.
14. write my own notes for school...
15. can be in a pornographic film.
16. can get married.
17. can get a tattoo.
18. can get anything i want pierced.
19. go to clubs.
20. purchase bongs.
21. receive my own medical prescriptions.
22. i am wholey legally financially responsible.
23. can go to chuck-e-cheese without a parent.

if there is anything i missed... let me know. thanks again everybody.