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TMI
What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch, baby! Or Italian, if I am feeling vinegary.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Jack in the Box kicked my ass the one time I went.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? I have many. Sha-Lin? Feenies? Memphis Blues? Marcello's? Nick's? Hell, I couldn't choose.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 10-15%, not less than $2.50. Exceptionally bad service, of course, gets less.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Pasta.
Name three foods you detest above all others. Gourds, zucchini, mushrooms.
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Noodles noodles noodles!!
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Feta, capicollo, olives. I have a salt problem.
What do you like to put on your toast? Cheese. Then it's breakfast.
What is your favorite type of gum? Peppermint
Tech-ology
Number of contacts in your mobile phone? 15 or 20?
Number of contacts in your e-mail address book? About the same.
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Green or sometimes blue if my computer is feeling saucy.
What is your screensaver on your computer? Black.
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Nope.
How many landline phones do you have in your house? 0
How many televisions are in your house? 1
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Toaster.
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Radio is for fools. If I do listen to it, like while driving or something, I flip constantly between the rock stations.
Bi-ology
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? I don't know... my hotness?
Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right
Do you like your smile? I do not smile for the mirror.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? No. It's all there.
Would you like to? No. Never occurred to me.
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? I like to keep it short.
Which of your five sense do you think is keenest? Vision.
When was the last time you had a cavity? Technically never.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Used to be my girlfriend. Now, it's boxes of other people's stuff.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? No.
Misc-ology
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? I wouldn't mind getting a general idea, but the precise day? Probably not.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I have never really wanted another name.
How do you express your artistic side? Writing and music. Rarely.
What color do you think you look best in? Green, grey, blue, black.
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? For the duration of my sentence. Which could suddenly become much longer depending on how I was treated by my fellow inmates.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Probably.
If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? There are chemicals in a person's brain that prevent them from feeling sexual desire for people they grow up with. Those chemicals are functioning properly in my brain.
How often do you go to church? For full participation in the symbolic economy of worship and a community of believers? Never.
Have you ever saved someone's life? Not that I am aware of.
Has someone ever saved yours? Not since I was a child and was saved by my parents regularly, as all kids are.
Dare-ology - For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
Would you walk naked for half a mile down a public street for $100,000? Probably.
Would you kiss a member of the same opposite sex for $100? Same or opposite? Depends on whom I were to be kissing.
Would you have sex with a member of the same opposite sex for $10,000? Same? No. Opposite? Probably not.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? I just might. I would have to research how easy they are to reattach.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Hell yes.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? I am not sure.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? Yes. Some few sauces would damage my stomach and intestines, so they are a no.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Not unless it's someone I would also kill for free.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? You know, I just might.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Unquestiobably. I'd do it for a thousand.