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Oct 01, 2006 19:35

So I totally forgot I had a livejournal, I usually only use myspace now. BTW, you should hit me up on myspace because when I am not inflicting mind wounds on myself with nuclear information, I get bored as hell. Some of the people here make me want to mummify myself the old fashion way, so I wrote a blog on myspace about it to ventk, and thought I'd share it here. So here:

For anyone who really knows me, I don't get pissed off too easily. I'm pretty laid back, have a high tolerance for just about anything, and besides my few pet peeves, I don't have much of a temper at all. But some things just piss me off, like stupid people. Huge pet peeve. Which kinda sucks for me because I live in South Kakalaki, and about half the population here is illiterate. I don't mind the bad drivers... I'm a very calm, patient, curteous driver, so the fact that this is the worst state for driving statistically speaking doesn't get on my nerves. Stupid people do.

Now, even worse than stupid people are smart people that are just plain dumb. Intelligent people that could stop the world with their brilliance, but that have nothing else going for them, like the ability to adapt to simple things like socializing. People that spend so much of their lives being smart and learning great things so they can do great things but sacrifice enjoying the simple pleasures of being just human. People that can't understand a normal conversation. It is not so hard to relax and talk about small, simple things and enjoy yourself. There's no need to try to make yourself look smart in everyday conversations. In Nuke School, that's what tests are for. Those people need to get out of their little bubble, GET OFF THE DAMNED COMPUTER OR X-BOX, and go out for a night. See what life is and what it does all the time when they are not living it.

I can't stand to be around those people because no matter how hard you try to have normal conversations so maybe they will loosen up and relax, or how you try to help them by inviting them out for the night, they refuse to be open to change, and it just upsets me to think about what their lives must be missing. So I just get frustrated. But there are some in that category that I just can't stand. They are the most extreme that just plain and simple don't understand human interaction. People that are brilliant when it comes to theory, but don't understand why the rest of the world showers everyday, brush teeth everyday, and wash clothes every week. They REFUSE to clean themselves no matter how you approach them with it: nice, mean, by direct order of superiors. Nothing can make them smell right. Or just not smell. PT clothes should, under no circumstances, ever be worn multiple times without washing, especially for months. That is rank. If I can tell what you last ate by your breath, that's pretty gross. But if I can't because I smell days of rotten shit, you should not even be talking to me. I'm not listening to what you are saying because I'm thinking about how much good a nice cold glass of liquid nitrogen would do you. Brush your fucking teeth with lysol and a steel brush. And rinse it out with CLR. That crap is rancid.

I feel all better and vented now. Axe is awesome. They make it as spray, body wash, and deodorant, and there are some people I would happily give mine to or buy a lifetime supply for if I thought they would use it. I just don't get how it doesn't feel good to shower, and how it's not awesome to smell Axe or something on yourself all day. That's the best. Simple things like that, and meaningless conversation with a coke. Everyone should try it.
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