the punch heard round the word

[jonathan_zimmer]

well last night i was supposed to go to some party up in erlanger but my ride started drinkin, so i just went to the party he was at. work kinda sucked cause my boss said i could leave early if we didnt have shit to do and everything was done. so about nine or so i asked to leave well turns out the deaf bitch makes me stay to eleven after i did a bunch of extra shit cause she said if i got it done then i could leave. well that kinda pissed me off so i just went and sat down for about an hour and a half and did nothing but touch myself in the pants. when i finally get off work at 11 i go to this party. well its happened before this scrawny kid named brandon cantrell is running his mouth and starting shit and ended up getting punched in the face. the first time this happened was in my room another good friend of mine dave neaves punched him in the lip and it looked like brandon put a firecracker in his bottom lip and let it blow up. his lip seriously exploded i still have little spots of blood on my wall that i keep as a trophy from the first fight in my house. well good ole cantrell doesnt learn his lesson on anything even getting shot down by every girl. he even got shot down by the town bicycle last night when she tried to fuck everyone else that was there. i can honestly say ive never even seen him hold a girls hand, the guy thinks he can beat anyones ass and fuck any girl, but he has been proven wrong many of times. he just really has no life and if i were him i would tell my slut sister good bye take my blind dog down the hill have sex with it so i didnt die a virgin and eat dirt till my stomach exploded or i shit myself to death. well back to the story i just got off target with how big of a loser this kid is. he was running his mouth to chad clifton and yes he does have a donkey dick. well i talked chad down once cause chad and i used to be real tight and then alittle while later cantrell started up again. i got in cantrells face to tell him to chill out and bam right over my right shoulder comes a fist that just nails him right in the face. chad was really drunk and actually said bam when he hit him followed by a what now bitch. cantrell gets up cause it put him down in a chair and trys to swim at him, or at least thats how it looked to me he was throwing his arms everywhere. and cantrell must have carpo tunnel really bad from jacking off with a small penis cause he never makes a fist i have proof cause i got a pic of the first fight at my house and cantrell isnt making a fist. well i take brandon aside adn im tring to tell him he just needs to leave to crawl out the damn window cause he would get killed if he went back in the other room. finally cantrell goes home to his hell of a life and falls asleep with tears in his eyes cause he just got his ass beat again.

tip of the day kill ur self if ur name is cantrell or at least become a hermit and never show ur face again.