Amber glows more than a toxic waste site. She's the light of my life.
Guys!!! It's been SO long
HUGS&KISSES ALL AROUND.
Well, they will have to be imaginary kisses, seeing as how my mouth sore is getting worse. Mom says it's from all those sluts I've been kissing. But the only thing I've been kissing is my pillow at night. I'm confused. I need to talk to my Priest.
He always is so caring and gentle, he has this FUN game that we play. It's called "What's in my Pants". It's always a new adventure to see what I get to pull out. But I ALWAYS seem to pull out the skin colored torpedo that has real live action shooting juice! It's SO cool.
I can't WAIT to go back to school! I can't wait to see all my BUDDIES and when they slam me up against the locker, it REALLY aligns my back! It's better than a day at the chiropractors. Those guys REALLY care, and that means alot. I mean, the LEAST I can do is give them my lunch money. It's only fair.
I went to visit Amber at her Horse Range, I got to RIDE A HORSE. But my pee pee was getting really weird, and growing, like a plant, so I had to get off of the horse. It must have been an allergic reaction to horse hair, I've read about that.
OH NO! Mother is calling for me. She needs me to says 3435394057394058704359.2 hail mary's and then file her bunnions in offereing for God's grace. But I DO get a lollipop out of it all! A sugar free tofu one, mmmm MY FAVORITE.
SEE YOU GUYS SOON!!!!
HUGS&KISSES ALL AROUND.
Well, they will have to be imaginary kisses, seeing as how my mouth sore is getting worse. Mom says it's from all those sluts I've been kissing. But the only thing I've been kissing is my pillow at night. I'm confused. I need to talk to my Priest.
He always is so caring and gentle, he has this FUN game that we play. It's called "What's in my Pants". It's always a new adventure to see what I get to pull out. But I ALWAYS seem to pull out the skin colored torpedo that has real live action shooting juice! It's SO cool.
I can't WAIT to go back to school! I can't wait to see all my BUDDIES and when they slam me up against the locker, it REALLY aligns my back! It's better than a day at the chiropractors. Those guys REALLY care, and that means alot. I mean, the LEAST I can do is give them my lunch money. It's only fair.
I went to visit Amber at her Horse Range, I got to RIDE A HORSE. But my pee pee was getting really weird, and growing, like a plant, so I had to get off of the horse. It must have been an allergic reaction to horse hair, I've read about that.
OH NO! Mother is calling for me. She needs me to says 3435394057394058704359.2 hail mary's and then file her bunnions in offereing for God's grace. But I DO get a lollipop out of it all! A sugar free tofu one, mmmm MY FAVORITE.
SEE YOU GUYS SOON!!!!