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Geez, what a day. Need strong drink. Six hundred emails later I'm finally headed home. Spam really gets to be a headache when you have several hundred addresses. I found some pretty funny sites recently that we were all hamming it up over pretty good. Jailbabes.com. This site is insane; the girls (mostly dancers or prostitutes) put their picture, stats, likes, dislikes, RELEASE DATE, you know the usual stuff you want to know when meeting someone new. Some of these are quite ridiculous though, for example, one girl actually said, "I'm looking for a handsome man who is patient..." Now, when a person already knows that their partner won't be out of the pen for four years, I think it's fairly reasonable to assume they are in no huge hurry. Another actually uses the fairy tale approach and says she wants her Knight in Shining Armour to come rescue her.....You might want to check with the armed guards first, guys, 'cause I hear them bullets hurt like hell. These girls must be getting a nice chunk of the profits from that thing because even when you get out, your new husband is prolly gonna take you to a castle of Chainlinkfenceintheyard belonging to the Earl of Hillbilly. If I was a girl, this is the type of skeleton I keep in a storage shed in Jersey where nobody but the PO would know to find it. Anyways, I'm gonna go get tanked.