Jan 27, 2003 11:33
Handy dandy consecrated chalk! Yes, chalk! used for drawing protective circles to protect you from those pesky demons!
Warning- do not exceed recomended dosage, should not be used by children under 12, people with blood clots, or if you are an acual demon. Women who are, or may be pregenant should not use, please consolt your doctor if you have a heart of brain condition (using chalk has nothing to do with it, its just a good idea to see your doctor if you have a heart problem.) accual results may vary depending on the severity of your demon infestation. Void in Utah and where prohibited. The surgon general has declared- eating chalk may cause gastric pain or cancer. Eating chalk may result in loss of brain function (assuming you had brain function to begin with, if you're gonna eat chalk.)