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Sep 25, 2005 19:50

What is your full name? old pubbo slug front
When is your birthday? the les of claypool 198primus
How tall are you? 5' 5 1/2
Eye color? orange
Hair color? orange
What nationality are you? orange
Do you eat the crust on your bread sandwiches? haha bread sandwiches
Any piercings? clitoris and penis
Any tattoos? one across my forhead saying 'cunt puncher'
You have three wishes: what are they? hungry jacks, hungry jacks, hungry jacks
What sound can you not stand? children laughing
If you could do a cover for any band for any song, what would it be? the final countdown
Special talents? masturbating, talking on the phone and writing in my journalk all at the same time
What is the first thing you do when you wake up? get wood
What is the last song you sang? the final countdown
Do you play any instruments? no
DO you know any awesomely random facts? chicken cheese
Which X-Man would you want to be? NIGHTCRAWLER
BE HONEST - Do you listen to show tunes? um der
Do you want to go to college? errrr
What's the first thing you do when you get home from school? not go to school
Is there anyone you are desperate to meet? carly collins
Do you dance around your house when nobody's home? i dance around the house when there are people home
Favorite quote? cocains a hell ofa drug
Main source of exercise? masturbation

Yay or Nay
Diet Pepsi: um purple fanta
Extracurricular activities: um i think they mean like sport and shit
Kids: haHAHa yes please mmm children
Colored contacts: um yes
Seinfeld: we dont want ruin our cool factor
Bread: only if its in a bread sandwich
Hair cuts: mullets and bowl cuts
Hiking: HA
Styrofoam: useful for packing body parts and silencing chjildren
Black and white photography: oh fucking hell who came up with this shit
Chess: yes
Coffee:yes
Portugal: nandos
Speed dial: sex line
Tencho: tencho?

Other Stuff
What cds are in your stereo right now? celine dion, newlyweds ther soundtrack
Guilty pleasures? cocain and hookers
If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? hungry jacks
The Ring - creepy or stupid? in no way scarey
Do you get along with your family? yes
If you were an animagus, which form would you take? a hawk like tobias fromn animorphs
Speak other languages? merklagomptibbleeddy tibble
How many continents have you been to? 7
Favorite song (as of right now)? limp bizkit - nookie anything by liomp bizkit
Favorite flower? limp bizkit
Do you read comic books? limp bizkit
Is there anyone you would be maimed, tortured, or killed for? limp bizkit
Contacts, glasses, or neither: all at the samne time
Hometown: coolum
What is the best board game? trouble
Favorite flavor of juice? g force
Orientation? i cant even think straight
Have yyou ever been in love? only with children and small animals

Have you ever been skinny dipping?no thats disgusting
Assertive or passive: cool
Are you in the shower? rad homo int he bath
Any regrets? getting caught
Do you swear? no
Do you have any pet peeves? the word peeve
Do you own a car? kitten, stay
Favorite ice cream flavor? child
The best cheesy pick up line? is that an std in your pants?
Do you like fast food? yes
Do you like salad? hHhAHAHAHAHA

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