Funny Time
Excuse Notes Written To School Teachers:
"My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today," wrote a
parent. "Please execute him."
"Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick
and I had her shot."
Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,
and also 33.
Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of
a tree and misplaced his hip.
Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very
close veins.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his
boots leak.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to
get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday,
we thought it was Sunday.
Sorry if you didn't think this was funny, but I did.
Jonas
"My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today," wrote a
parent. "Please execute him."
"Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick
and I had her shot."
Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,
and also 33.
Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of
a tree and misplaced his hip.
Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very
close veins.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his
boots leak.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to
get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday,
we thought it was Sunday.
Sorry if you didn't think this was funny, but I did.
Jonas