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Aug 21, 2006 12:55

Why I love the internet so much:

Some examples of Ralph's famous dialogue include:

Ralph:(with stranded group looking for food) "I eated the purple berries! Ohhhh...ohh." (groans and collapses)
Bart: "How do they taste Ralph? Good?"
Ralph: "They taste like... burning!"

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"You need to be ironed." (Upon seeing a group of senior citizens.)

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"In my house, we call them uh-oh's!" (Brothers Little Helper, referring to fires)

"Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers." (Instead of 'Superintendent' Chalmers.)

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar! I love you principal Skinner!"

"I'm happy and angry"

"I bent my wookie"

"I love glue" (instead of "I Love you")

"I'm cuckoo for contraband!"

"Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck ..." (35 times at least)

"Lisa is a sell-out, Lisa is a sell-out. Lisa, what's a sell-out?"

"I can make Opi-O's!"(Ralph is in the opium den smoking.)

"Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office."

"Why do people always run from me?" (immediately before wetting his pants)

"I got hit by boy Lisa AND girl Lisa!"

"Bart Simpson is my bestest boyfriend."

"I found a moon rock in my nose!"

"Will you open my milk mommy?" (to Miss Hoover)

Thank you Wikipedia, for making my day that much better.
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