Meme time!

[jon_r_meyers]

Comments

[xan_trick_king]

Dude! How in the hell did you get 50% humorlessness

[jon_r_meyers]

I can't tell a joke and I can't give witty speechs... I guess that's why I got 50%?

[xan_trick_king]

Dude, you have the quickest wit I know. I think this meme is full of shit.

[jon_r_meyers]

Maybe I have, but I can't tell jokes or hold speeches. Have you seen the disaster of a speech I gave at the Golden Globes two years ago?

[xan_trick_king]

*grins*
Actually, I was too busy fantasizing about your mouth to pay attention to the words coming out of it.

[jon_r_meyers]

You would be! *laughs* Naughty boy!

[xan_trick_king]

Someone should give me a good spanking and teach me a lesson...wanna volunteer?

[jon_r_meyers]

*laughs* Why wouldn't I?

[xan_trick_king]

*grins*
Your paddle or mine?

Xander and spanking

[jon_r_meyers]

I don't have a paddle. *grins* Only my Master has.

Re: Xander and spanking

[xan_trick_king]

I may have to buy you a nice leather one.

Re: Xander and spanking

[jon_r_meyers]

Or wooden. They smart more. *grins*

Re: Xander and spanking

[xan_trick_king]

*squirms at the thought of a good hard paddling*

Why not one of each?

Re: Xander and spanking

[jon_r_meyers]

*grins* Sure. More flexibility then. A wooden and a leather one it is then.

Re: Xander and spanking

[xan_trick_king]

Of course if I were buying them to use on you, I'd have to get a wooden one with the word slut carved into it, so I could imprint it on your ass.

Re: Xander and spanking

[jon_r_meyers]

So you think I'm a slut? *amused smile*