PRESS RELEASE

[jon_r_meyers]

Comments

[alan_shore]

I've never known you to be unwilling to comment. For shame.

[jon_r_meyers]

*snorts* I would have commented, but my manager told me not to and for once, I'm listening to him.

[alan_shore]

Think what a ringing endorsement could have done for business.

[jon_r_meyers]

*snorts* I probably could've buried my career.

[alan_shore]

Perhaps it's time to move on. You haven't always wanted to be proprietor of a BDSM club? A notorious BDSM club.

[jon_r_meyers]

It's not my club, I only work there when I'm not filming.

And I like my acting career, thank you very much.

[alan_shore]

One well-placed endorsement and it could be. You might even perform as Elvis.

At the moment, the critics seem to share that opinion. Why not quit while you're ahead?

[jon_r_meyers]

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No, thanks.

[alan_shore]

No? Look at the success of Planet Hollywood.

[jon_r_meyers]

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I'm not Stallone or Bruce Willis or God-forbid Schwarzenegger. And i've no desire to be. I love acting, and as long as it's fun and I can live from it? I will continue to do it.

[alan_shore]

Well, I for one am pleased to hear you won't be attempting to govern California anytime soon.

[jon_r_meyers]

Why?

[alan_shore]

They need something less than The Terminator but something more than an Elvis impersonator.

[jon_r_meyers]

I would make a good governor. Well, not really. *snickers*

[alan_shore]

A debate between the two of you, however--that I could stand for. For about five minutes.

[jon_r_meyers]

*laughs* No, thanks.