to kill or not to kill

[jon_plastic]

Last night i did not sleep. It was awful! I need my sleep! All because a creature of some sort (i think it might be a big mouse or a small rat, hard to tell through the celing) was running around in our loft making a lot of noise. Now, do i try to discourage it coming back? If so how? Or do i kill kill KILL mercilessly?

Comments

[kelloidascope]

Trouble is if you do nothing, he'll move his mates in and there will be nests of the little fuckers before long - best get rid as soon as poss.
I dont think vermin respond to polite requests to "disist and never darken your door again "so your only option is poison or spending a lot of time pissing about with humane traps (that I have found dont actually work) - you still have the added fun of crawling round in the loft to find how they got there in the first place - Im lazy - Id move house :-(

[jon_plastic]

i could get Si and Sean to fumigate.

[kelloidascope]

Excellent idea - at least it will be a quick death -the fumes are fast acting and definately lethal

[sparkle_sparkle]

But Jon may just be left with a steaming crater where his house used to be if you let those two fumigate! It could end up like 'Mouse Hunt' - house destroyed, mouse survives!

[kelloidascope]

S'ok the mouse ridden stench pit would be the boys house anyway - the lovely girls house will still be standing AND be filled with chocolate,cheese,puppies,kittens and 21 year old boys to help with the housework (supplied by "Cybirea Domestics")

[sparkle_sparkle]

Perfect! Bring on the 21 year old boys ;) (why did we pick 21 year old boys btw? Random? Know lots?)

[kelloidascope]

Because as a rule, they have yet to develop beer guts or bad habits ,they still have their looks and can be easily manipulated by Cybirea Corps.into a life of domestic drudgery in return for virtually no money! RESULT :-)