Well, it's been a fun run, y'all.
But, like many fun things, this place is shutting down for business. The long and short of it, is that well, I'm just a little too strange for some people's tastes and people just wanna let me know.
In plain English, people were telling me what they thought I needed to hear, even though I never asked them for their 'advice.' It's gotten to the point where I'm catching shit from all angles, so this is where I put up my big foam middle finger and flip 'em a gigantic bird. I think it could've all been avoided through taking the effort to actually read and apply the hints in the disclaimer, but you're always gonna have one brainless fool who spoils the bunch.
However, not all is lost. I know I have some anonymous readers here (Hello, Milwaukee!) so I'd like to give them a chance to come clean. The reward? The link to my new blog!
Leave me a comment here with your name, how you found me, and your e-mail address, and I'll send you the new link. That is, if I want you reading; too many nosy people have found their way in here and set up the 'Jon Improvement Committee,' so I'm avoiding that at all costs. If you leave a comment, and don't get the new link, please respect my wishes and let the issue die.
Of course, I could always go Friends-Only, but that's just silly.
Oh, and don't go harassing my Friends List for the link either, because they've been trained to paratroop into your house and kill you in your sleep; I know one guy who's with the CIA. Really, I do.