My Life According to My Blog
Let's see how 2K5 shaped up according to this chunk o' webspace.
January
- Got gooned at the company Christmas Party
- Started re-evaluating my dating game plan
Best thing ever: Checking out my very first gay bar.
February
- Started working semi-regularly
- Got pretty lonely before Valentine's Day
Best thing ever: Telling Office Girl I had a crush on her.
March
- Acquired, then quit a second job
- Went to a Youth Exchange Conference (most likely my last one)
Best thing ever: Proved that technology really can't tell me who I am, much like that Matrix flick.
April
- Bought a new man bag
- Got homesick for Thailand
Best thing ever: Welcomed summer with a marriage proposal.
May
- Worked a whole bunch of hours and made a pile of money
- Apologized to an old girlfriend for being an ass
- Made myself into a lego figure
Best thing ever: Experienced the worst kind of pain a man can feel.
June
- Coulda served Her Majesty the Queen and her guests, but decided to sleep in, instead
- Got jumped by some hoods for no real good reason.
Best thing ever: Met, kissed, and sent off a girl who knew me from this blog.
July
- Only worked part-time for our busiest season
- Got a pimped out media player
- Became house-bound and went stir crazy
Best thing ever: Saw a girl from exchange, shortly after she'd gotten back from climbing a few mountains and working with AIDS patients in Africa.
August
- Began to say goodbye to sundress season
- Pimped out a coffee table so it looked bootylicious
Best thing ever: Walked onto the set of a Bollywood Production
September
- Turned 22, with serious body damage that I have yet to pay for
- Stopped giving off that Desparate Stench
- Convinced my ride to pick up some strangers as a good deed
- Met a cutie across an ocean
Best thing ever: Made out with one of her country's women on top of a hotel roof
October
- Cooked Thanksgiving dinner for a couple of days
- Became a girl's designated crying shoulder
- Noticed an alarming increase in blog traffic
Best thing ever: Heard an old girlfriend's voice for the first time in years
November
- Upgraded my sexual arsenal from concealed carry, to briefcase carry status
- Met Blind Elvis
- Almost got killed by my blinds
Best thing ever: ...Jonny and the Mademoiselle...
December
- Got sick (blech)
- Got a promotion
- Started IM-ing the chick who dumped the guy who controls the weather
Best thing ever: Finally got my cooking show off the ground
It's not over yet, but I'm ready for 2006!
January
- Got gooned at the company Christmas Party
- Started re-evaluating my dating game plan
Best thing ever: Checking out my very first gay bar.
February
- Started working semi-regularly
- Got pretty lonely before Valentine's Day
Best thing ever: Telling Office Girl I had a crush on her.
March
- Acquired, then quit a second job
- Went to a Youth Exchange Conference (most likely my last one)
Best thing ever: Proved that technology really can't tell me who I am, much like that Matrix flick.
April
- Bought a new man bag
- Got homesick for Thailand
Best thing ever: Welcomed summer with a marriage proposal.
May
- Worked a whole bunch of hours and made a pile of money
- Apologized to an old girlfriend for being an ass
- Made myself into a lego figure
Best thing ever: Experienced the worst kind of pain a man can feel.
June
- Coulda served Her Majesty the Queen and her guests, but decided to sleep in, instead
- Got jumped by some hoods for no real good reason.
Best thing ever: Met, kissed, and sent off a girl who knew me from this blog.
July
- Only worked part-time for our busiest season
- Got a pimped out media player
- Became house-bound and went stir crazy
Best thing ever: Saw a girl from exchange, shortly after she'd gotten back from climbing a few mountains and working with AIDS patients in Africa.
August
- Began to say goodbye to sundress season
- Pimped out a coffee table so it looked bootylicious
Best thing ever: Walked onto the set of a Bollywood Production
September
- Turned 22, with serious body damage that I have yet to pay for
- Stopped giving off that Desparate Stench
- Convinced my ride to pick up some strangers as a good deed
- Met a cutie across an ocean
Best thing ever: Made out with one of her country's women on top of a hotel roof
October
- Cooked Thanksgiving dinner for a couple of days
- Became a girl's designated crying shoulder
- Noticed an alarming increase in blog traffic
Best thing ever: Heard an old girlfriend's voice for the first time in years
November
- Upgraded my sexual arsenal from concealed carry, to briefcase carry status
- Met Blind Elvis
- Almost got killed by my blinds
Best thing ever: ...Jonny and the Mademoiselle...
December
- Got sick (blech)
- Got a promotion
- Started IM-ing the chick who dumped the guy who controls the weather
Best thing ever: Finally got my cooking show off the ground
It's not over yet, but I'm ready for 2006!