For those about to make out: We salute you.

Oct 11, 2010 20:11

For any of you thinking about doing any making out in the near future, here's some medical information you need to be aware of :

Kissing, the filthiest custom of man, is the most important single method of accidental transmission of pneumonia, syphilis, leprosy and tuberculosis. Influenza, common colds, sore throats, measles, diptheria, scarlet fever, whooping cough, trench mouth, meningitis and a host of other diseases are constantly spread by it. The human mouth is a veritable cesspool of corruption, what with rotting teeth, infected tonsils, running eyes, purulent bronchi, fetid sinuses and putrid gullet discharging pus into it day and night. With the tabus and abnormal repressions of civilized life osculation is nothing more than an aberrant form of sex expression. Avoid it like you would the plague if you would keep your teeth and remain health[y].

Medical Bacteriology and Clinical Parasitology
Page 38, M. Fernan-Nunez, MD., F.A.C.P.
1943

The more you know. 
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