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if i were to carry a gun i would carry a blunderbuss because i think a blunderbuss says exactly what everyone in their heart of hearts wants to convey "hey man, i want to protect myself but i want to do it with flair and humor" also if i were ever in the midst of being burglarized i could pull out my blunderbuss under the pretense of playing the burglar a song on my "funny horn" and blow the burglar to pieces.