"i was a capitalist for like a week but then i stopped because it was too hard"

[jomamma88]

it has come to my attention that some people are best suited to live in large stone houses in western europe with their large dogs and smoke large cigars on sunday and wear large dresses.
i, as it happens, am one of those people.

Comments

[honkeytrain]

you and a cigar. how freudian. how intriguing.

[jomamma88]

one of my favorite things in the world is when i am intriguing on accident.

what are you doing this summer garrett?

[honkeytrain]

working for the forest service ... and pretending that i'm not.

also, i'll be using my Quija board to determine the path my life will take the rest of the years I live.

[jomamma88]

how odd. does one wear a green cap and boots when works in the forest service?
i have no idea what the forest service is, only vague images of robin hood and other forest creatures.

[honkeytrain]

No, I trudge through the woodlands measuring trees and wearing the army boots that mothers are so fond of.