Penis
So I'm at the IMA and I just got done taking a shower. There was a black dude showering next to me and he had a GYNORMOUS penis. I swear he looked over at mine and smirked at least twice. FUCK YOU, MINES BIG ENOUGH...at least I'm not going to impale some poor girl with mine. I know what I need to do, I need to get austin down here to put that guy in his place.