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[jolly_roger99]

I finally figured out how to tell if your really drunk, is when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fair is the time. " Dude! Its 15 past 14 alright! Fuck!!! its 75 past! Shit, that clock gives recipts too!" and heres some advice, dont mess with those aliens from the movie...............cause there always wet, and they have those teeth.

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[jolly_roger99]

hahahahaha friggin awesome, you know what i like to do, is go to an airport terminal, just find a random person thats sitting down, and stand in front of them. jsut stand tehre and wait till they sense you, and when they look up, with a really calm vioce, say, "Dont get on the flight". you know tehre sitting there thinking "I dont think i should get on the fucking flight". or get some gloves, and go to a bank, "accidently" nudge the person in front of you, and when they turn around, start putting on the gloves and look at them and say "You know, right now would be a good time to leave" . or tap them on the shoulder, and have a pad out and ask them "How do you spell shoot you in the fuckin face? comeone ! i need to know now!" or go to R2's and find a girl thats alone and can drive and just walk up to her and say "Hey, are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later?Ill be over hear watching you alnight" the perfect ways to freak people out. dude, i like to buy shark rockets and shoot it at sharks when im in the water, it annoys the hell out of them, and i just wade in the water till they go to attack me, then i do this thing where i punch them in the nose, and they go "ALRIGHT!!! GOD!!" lol j/k. god, i cant wait for school to start, then ill lose my insanity. never EVER forget, when you hear a car wreck infront of your house, run out there in bare feet, talk to people, then make fun of the people to took the time to put on shoes, cause there ass holes, they know its not proper fuckin edicate to wear shoes to a car crash, its a mother fucking injustice!!!!!!
hahahahah hugs and kisses, dude, you should get on AIM more often. and do you have a cell phone? later dude

<3 Roger (comeon, i have to go it too! and are you going to R2's this friday?)

[fear_is_g0ne]

If I had a cell phone I wouldnt have the time to think up half the shit I say lol. That and my parents are in denial of how old I really am..

I'm currently taking folic acid and fish oil vitamins to make my hair grow faster cuz i want long hair lol. I might be going to R2's this friday...im not sure but I'm gonna need some backup if I'm there cuz..yeah its not too safe for me over there. If I go and have to use my knife I could end up in trouble...mabe ill just go out and hang inside or w/e...smoke up some cigs and such. Idk lol