Things that I have done this summer -
•I attended my dogs wedding; It was a lovely outdoor wedding. He married a neighbor dog named Trixie.
•I went to the Diamond Collar Award ceremony hosted by the Oregon Humane society - I went with a few of my neighbors, all of whom are over sixty-five and shamefully wealthy. It was probably one of the strangest nights of my life. I went with the two people who donated the most money to the humane society and just bummed around drinking and walking next to them. I eventually ended up getting plastered with one mans “butler” who proceeded to take me to the bluehour where he knew some people who worked there, he ordered bottles of wine that cost more than my car, and we had to have a chef from the restaurant drive us home (turns out the chef used to work at the playboy mansion and Kendra loves caramel corn)
•I got a flesh eating virus
•I went to the beach and worked on my kite boarding skills (without the board)
my baby the groom
a lovely outdoor ceromony
frolicing on the beach with sasha
the kite fell down
the only action I got all summer
impetigo - a bacteria the eats the face
the only picture I could find of the Diamond Collar Awards