For all you college students out there.........
I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT....
> I am a college student. I have a specific shower
> stall which I refer to as
> "mine" and my feet will never touch the floor of it.
> I am a college student. I try to rotate stalls in the
> bathroom so I can read
> all the material taped to the walls.
> I am a MALE college student. I always have more than
> one condom on hand. Two
> in one night? Morning after? You never know.
> I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the
> difference in taste
> between water and beer.
> I am a FEMALE college student. I own a sweater which
> resembles a bathrobe.
> I am a college student. I didn't get my homework done
> because the kid I
> share a book with wasn't home last night to get it to
> me.
> I am a college student. Drunken scrawlings on my
> message board or late night
> drunken IM's from friends across campus no longer
> perplex me.
> I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my
> damn message board
> marker.
> I am a college student. I pre-party in my room just
> so I will be drunk
> enough not to notice the sub-zero weather when I walk
> to the bar without a
> coat.
> I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my
> classes so that I will have
> a reason to go to that class. I will, however, never
> talk to any of these
> hotties.
> I am a college student. I can no longer remember what
> was cooked in those
> dirty dishes.
> I am a college student. I have seen more than one
> party turn into a strip
> show.
> I am a college student. My telephone number only has
> 4 digits.
> I am a college student. I have spent nites on the
> floor because I couldn't
> get up the ladder to my bed.
> I am a college student. I see no problem fitting 2
> people in one twin size
> bed.
> I am a MALE college student. I know that a gentlman
> would let her sleep next
> to the wall. (It's a long way to the floor.)
> I am a college student. I will cross busy streets
> just to pick up what might
> be a quarter.
> I am a college student. I want a girlfriend/boyfriend
> that disappears from
> 9pm-2am every Friday and Saturday night, reappearing
> undressed in bed with
> me when I get home.
> I am a college student. Answering machine messages
> are a thing to be
> celebrated.
> I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on
> TV, I say, "I can't
> wait to RENT that"
> I am a college student. Going "out to eat" no longer
> involves getting
> in a vehicle.
> I am a college student. I don't know half of my
> professors' names.
> I am a FEMALE college student. I use empty beer
> bottles for vases.
> I am a college student. Christmas lights are a
> year-round decoration.
> I am a college student. Laundry bags double as
> suitcases.
> I am a FEMALE college student. I have worn my huge
> fuzzy slippers to the
> cafeteria at dinnertime.
> I am a college student. Going to bed before 2:00 am
> is almost unheard of.
> I am a college student. If it doesn't look or smell
> dirty, even if it has
> been on the floor for 3 days, it can be worn again.
> I am a college student. Nat Lite is a high class
> beer.
> I am a college student. I am acustomed to asking, "Do
> you have a student
> discount?" wherever I go.
> I am a college student. Going to early classes in my
> pajamas is fine.
> I am a college student. Parties Wednesday through
> Saturday nights are never
> hard to find.
> I am a college student. To get extra money, I sell my
> plasma, or my
> roommate's CD's.
> I am a college student. I am a free loader.
> I am a college student. 3:00 am trips to Wal-Mart are
> normal, and I am used
> to being tossed out of Wal-Mart drunk in the wee
> hours of the morning.
> I am a college student. The only times that I eat
> breakfast are when I am
> still up from partying the night before...and Steak
> and Shake (Gladyss,
> Knights or Waffle House--depends on what day of the
> month) is open and full of
> other drunk college students.
> I am a FEMALE college student, but you will never see
> me on a "College
> Girls gone Wild" video.
> I am a college student. I am an easy target for cops.
> I am a college student. I have cussed out the people
> on the floor above me
> for being too loud at 3:00 am.
> I am a college student. I love harassing the cop
> outside Amigos at 3:00
> a.m.
> I am a college student. I seldom make my bed.
> I am a college student. I use milk crates for
> furniture and blankets to
> cover my window.
> I am a college student. I enjoy seeing mail in my
> mailbox.
> I am a college student. I have been to a TOGA party.
> I am a college student. I have fallen down on campus
> before.
> I am a college student. I plead to not drive whenever
> a group of us go out
> just so I don't lose my parking spot.
> I am a college student. I hate bike cops.
> I am a college student...and love every bit of it!
> I am a college student. I am not afraid to
> pop-a-squat behind bushes/trees
> on campus while walking between parties!
~*~*~LOL I love the part about the hotties and drunken messages, they are so true!!!!:-P
> I am a college student. I have a specific shower
> stall which I refer to as
> "mine" and my feet will never touch the floor of it.
> I am a college student. I try to rotate stalls in the
> bathroom so I can read
> all the material taped to the walls.
> I am a MALE college student. I always have more than
> one condom on hand. Two
> in one night? Morning after? You never know.
> I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the
> difference in taste
> between water and beer.
> I am a FEMALE college student. I own a sweater which
> resembles a bathrobe.
> I am a college student. I didn't get my homework done
> because the kid I
> share a book with wasn't home last night to get it to
> me.
> I am a college student. Drunken scrawlings on my
> message board or late night
> drunken IM's from friends across campus no longer
> perplex me.
> I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my
> damn message board
> marker.
> I am a college student. I pre-party in my room just
> so I will be drunk
> enough not to notice the sub-zero weather when I walk
> to the bar without a
> coat.
> I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my
> classes so that I will have
> a reason to go to that class. I will, however, never
> talk to any of these
> hotties.
> I am a college student. I can no longer remember what
> was cooked in those
> dirty dishes.
> I am a college student. I have seen more than one
> party turn into a strip
> show.
> I am a college student. My telephone number only has
> 4 digits.
> I am a college student. I have spent nites on the
> floor because I couldn't
> get up the ladder to my bed.
> I am a college student. I see no problem fitting 2
> people in one twin size
> bed.
> I am a MALE college student. I know that a gentlman
> would let her sleep next
> to the wall. (It's a long way to the floor.)
> I am a college student. I will cross busy streets
> just to pick up what might
> be a quarter.
> I am a college student. I want a girlfriend/boyfriend
> that disappears from
> 9pm-2am every Friday and Saturday night, reappearing
> undressed in bed with
> me when I get home.
> I am a college student. Answering machine messages
> are a thing to be
> celebrated.
> I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on
> TV, I say, "I can't
> wait to RENT that"
> I am a college student. Going "out to eat" no longer
> involves getting
> in a vehicle.
> I am a college student. I don't know half of my
> professors' names.
> I am a FEMALE college student. I use empty beer
> bottles for vases.
> I am a college student. Christmas lights are a
> year-round decoration.
> I am a college student. Laundry bags double as
> suitcases.
> I am a FEMALE college student. I have worn my huge
> fuzzy slippers to the
> cafeteria at dinnertime.
> I am a college student. Going to bed before 2:00 am
> is almost unheard of.
> I am a college student. If it doesn't look or smell
> dirty, even if it has
> been on the floor for 3 days, it can be worn again.
> I am a college student. Nat Lite is a high class
> beer.
> I am a college student. I am acustomed to asking, "Do
> you have a student
> discount?" wherever I go.
> I am a college student. Going to early classes in my
> pajamas is fine.
> I am a college student. Parties Wednesday through
> Saturday nights are never
> hard to find.
> I am a college student. To get extra money, I sell my
> plasma, or my
> roommate's CD's.
> I am a college student. I am a free loader.
> I am a college student. 3:00 am trips to Wal-Mart are
> normal, and I am used
> to being tossed out of Wal-Mart drunk in the wee
> hours of the morning.
> I am a college student. The only times that I eat
> breakfast are when I am
> still up from partying the night before...and Steak
> and Shake (Gladyss,
> Knights or Waffle House--depends on what day of the
> month) is open and full of
> other drunk college students.
> I am a FEMALE college student, but you will never see
> me on a "College
> Girls gone Wild" video.
> I am a college student. I am an easy target for cops.
> I am a college student. I have cussed out the people
> on the floor above me
> for being too loud at 3:00 am.
> I am a college student. I love harassing the cop
> outside Amigos at 3:00
> a.m.
> I am a college student. I seldom make my bed.
> I am a college student. I use milk crates for
> furniture and blankets to
> cover my window.
> I am a college student. I enjoy seeing mail in my
> mailbox.
> I am a college student. I have been to a TOGA party.
> I am a college student. I have fallen down on campus
> before.
> I am a college student. I plead to not drive whenever
> a group of us go out
> just so I don't lose my parking spot.
> I am a college student. I hate bike cops.
> I am a college student...and love every bit of it!
> I am a college student. I am not afraid to
> pop-a-squat behind bushes/trees
> on campus while walking between parties!
~*~*~LOL I love the part about the hotties and drunken messages, they are so true!!!!:-P