The Trady Bunch
Kudos to anyone who can correctly identify each one. (I think Victoria's the only one who can)
"Today's big news was the eight-man trade between Golden State and Indiana. The most interesting part of this swap for both teams is what it will do to the 'do's. Among other things, the Pacers pick up a girl-headbanded blondie and some brown hair that grows from a plastic mask. The Warriors pick up their first mohawk and what I believe will be their only set of 'rows."
"And suddenly, we don't miss Dunleavy anymore." -- Warrior fan, after witnessing Jackson make several three-pointers.
Ha. Except we lost. And yesterday was J-rich's birthday.
In other news, I can't believe how much homework I have. I'm a second semester senior. It's almost unethical to give us homework.