Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong...
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
When you need an item that is in a heap, it will always be the one at the bottom.
The day you forget your umbrella, it pours with rain.
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
No one is listening until you fart.
Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?
The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.
Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. ~Yoda
I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. - Jack Sparrow
PS: I'm honest...
When you need an item that is in a heap, it will always be the one at the bottom.
The day you forget your umbrella, it pours with rain.
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
No one is listening until you fart.
Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?
The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.
Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. ~Yoda
I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. - Jack Sparrow
PS: I'm honest...