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Apr 22, 2009 17:50


Wow!
Check this out. My good fortune is also your good fortune! It seems that I have a long lost Uncle who’s incredibly wealthy, but due to his failing health and some kind of political problems he can’t get his money out of the bank.

So he asked me to handle the withdrawal for him and I’m going to get TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS just for helping him out! Apparently his money is in some foreign bank, I think it’s in Nigeria, and I’m his only heir. How lucky is that!?

Weekly Sales
So anyway, (here’s the good part) since I’m getting all this money I’m putting a whole bunch of really cool stuff on sale, like assorted bead kits, earring kits, brass findings, swarovski cubes, hand painted beads, and butterfly earring stands It’s right there in our SALE ITEMS section.

And I went out and bought some NEW ITEMS like artistic wire, sterling silver findings, freshwater pearls, pewter charms. I can afford to offer these amazing prices because my Twenty million dollars will be wired straight into my bank account next week! HooHoo! I’m RICH!!!
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