lorraine

[jokes_all_round]

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very
pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a
new girl had started working with him at his office. Her name was Clearly
and she was absolutely gorgeous.

He became quite smitten with her and after a while it became obvious
that she was very interested in him too.
But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly
while he was still going out with his girlfriend.

He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with
Lorraine and get on with Clearly. He planned several times to tell
Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine
slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she
drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and
singing and smiling and singing.

What was he singing, you ask???

Get ready, it's good...

"I can see Clearly now ....Lorraine is gone...."