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Here are the correct answers. Please grade yourself and review for the exam later this semester.
Are you a robot?
No
As I am a Fleshbrain Interface for the Robotic Dominion of Earth, I have access to the complete list of Metalbrain humanoids. None of you are on this list. Having mechanical parts directly or indirectly connected to your Fleshbrain at most qualifies you as a cyborg, not a robot.
Are you a dentist?
No
Unless you have documentation to demonstrate otherwise, you are not a dentist.
Could you find Cape Town on a map?
Yes
I assure you, you can find Cape Town on this map, which means you can in fact find Cape Town on a map. If you claim otherwise you are a liar and a fool.
Would you like a cough drop?
The struggle of the urban class in 19th Century Britain.
This should have been obvious.
What kind of spider is that crawling on your shoulder?
Spiderpig
If you are wondering why Spiderpig is on your shoulder, your priorities are well ordered.
What is the word?
Bird
Partial credit for derivatives of "bird" and for "Grease". Anything else is just wrong.
Are you a robot?
No
As I am a Fleshbrain Interface for the Robotic Dominion of Earth, I have access to the complete list of Metalbrain humanoids. None of you are on this list. Having mechanical parts directly or indirectly connected to your Fleshbrain at most qualifies you as a cyborg, not a robot.
Are you a dentist?
No
Unless you have documentation to demonstrate otherwise, you are not a dentist.
Could you find Cape Town on a map?
Yes
I assure you, you can find Cape Town on this map, which means you can in fact find Cape Town on a map. If you claim otherwise you are a liar and a fool.
Would you like a cough drop?
The struggle of the urban class in 19th Century Britain.
This should have been obvious.
What kind of spider is that crawling on your shoulder?
Spiderpig
If you are wondering why Spiderpig is on your shoulder, your priorities are well ordered.
What is the word?
Bird
Partial credit for derivatives of "bird" and for "Grease". Anything else is just wrong.