I am in danger of becoming That Guy

Aug 28, 2008 00:46

One my friends (you know who you are) is having computer trouble. I keep wanting to give out the advice "use Linux!" but have been able to resist so far. I'm not actually sure switching would even help. I just want/don't want to experience the smug feeling of suggesting Linux.

This is terrible. I am becoming That Guy. The condescending fucktard who thinks he is better than you because he isn't using Windows. Fuck fuck fuck! I thought this only happened to Apple users! What have you done to me, Linux? The kernel of my soul is being overwritten!

Did I just say my "kernel" was being "overwritten"? Fuck! I did! Only smug Linux geeks say stuff like that! Damn you to the BSOD, Linux! I am becoming that which I most despise, an OS snob!

Please friends... end my misery before I give in to the darkness!

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