Jul 13, 2004 06:03
what up yall, im just here to tell yous guys im still alive and kickin. some guy tried to jump me again but he wasnt confident enough to stick around. he started to run and forgot to look to see if i got up. i caught him and i kicked the fuckin shit out of him. all he had on him was a wallet and a cell phane, and the money and cigarettes he took from me 10 seconds before then. i talckled him and smashed his face in the ground about ten times. then i broke his arm and just kept kickin the shit out of him until i saw the cops about 35 seconds later. i took all my shit and all of his shit and just broke out. he never saw my face anyways, he attacked me from behind then i got him from behind so we were even, except his ass came out a lot more bruised and shit then i did. all i have is a bruise on my ribs and a cut on my leg. it felt so fuckin good to whoop his ass.
well, now that thats finished, i just want to see how everybody else is doin. stash, when are you comin in? dont worry i didnt say anything to mom bout it, rach and gram told me not to. i talked to a friend and he said that he could get someone to fill in some of my tatoo with color. i was thinkin i could fill the flames red and the hats and shit some other colors, im still figuring it all out. ill be at my grandpa's b-day party at my aunt megans house on the 7th of aug. i will see all of the family again, and my god son andrew. hes gotten so much bigger than the last time ive seen him.
lately ive been talkin to one of my friends in cali, he said he could talk to this producer for me and my guy but i really dont believe him. hes the kind of person that you would want around to come up with an excuse for gettin out of work, or use to get some people off your back. he is a very good pathalogical lier, he is so good i almost believe some of the shit he says. its so convincing i sometimes get sick of his shit, the only bad thing bout that is if he is telling the truth you dont know if you want to believe him or not. like the little boy that cried wolf, or that girl that cries rape while gettin fucked by her husband.
all right, who is going to get my shirt for me cause i am going to cry, not having my shirt is pullin on my old short and curlies. makes we wanna break down and cry like a baby after gettin spanked on the ass after being born. ive always wanted to cry tears of blood like in stigmata, and ive always wondered what it would be like if i was crucified. hey stash, remember that time you threatened to crucify me and you showed me the cross cause i stole some cigarettes and a couple cds and a movie from your room, but then you took a lot of shit from my room the next day. good times man, good times. i like chicken! this bitch raised my rent to $300 for a small room and i sometimes whath the tv cause they got cable. okay so iwatch a lot of it but at night cause during the day im out looking for jobs except mondays and wednesdays. mon im doin laundry and wed. i eat at grandma's house, i skip there in my red hoodie with a basket of cookies and brownies. FROM NOW ON I AM RUNNING FOR GOVENOR OF CALIFORNIA! THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT TO ALL OF YOU. WELL IM OUT OF HERE, PEACE OUT JUGGALO LOVE!
~JoKer~
p.s. you cant make an infraction on the infraction.
the wise words of Jamie Madrox.
MCL.