Yote vs Fruit Flies round three: The revenge

Jul 27, 2008 20:35

*Enters the bathroom, looking at the three fruit flies on the mirror*

Fruit Fly Ned: Hey Yote.
Fruit Fly Jed: How's it goin?
Fruit Fly Ted: You need more toothpaste

Yote: Hey guys. Just letting you know, I found your nest.

Fruit Fly Ned: Ahhahaha, sure ya did!
Fruit Fly Jed: You always say that!
Fruit Fly Ted: You're real clever Yote. Go on, get rid of it. Hehehehe

Yote: Yeah, hidden under the trash bag, second can to the right? We thought it was coming from the trash but it was actually the banana peel underneath in the can?

Fruit Fly Ned: ...
Fruit Fly Jed: ...
Fruit Fly Ted: ...........fuck.

Yote: Yeah, I took the bag and the can out to the dumpster, and emptied it. Now I' gonna wash it, and the kitchen with bleach and Ammonia.

Fruit Fly Ned: You sonofabitch!
Fruit Fly Jed: Our home! You've taken away our home!!
Fruit Fly Ted: You can't destroy us! We are legion!!

Yote: I rule you. GTFO.

Fruit Fly Ned: We won't forget! We won't forgive!!!
Fruit Fly Jed: You will rue this day! YOU HEAR ME! RUE THE DAY YOU'VE CROSSED US!!!
Fruit Fly Ted: We'll be back! Mark my words! You haven't seen the last of us!

Arachneclese, ambassador of the spiders: Yote, will you sign the peace treaty now? We can yelp take care of your....delicious fly problem.

Yote: NEVER! Be gone from here Arachneclese! Take your web of treachery with you!

Arachneclese: You'll be back...you'll come begging for our help when you awaken one morning and the flies have taken over!!

Yote: I'll take my chances!!

Fruit Fly Ted: Yeah!

Yote: STFU!

The point to all this, is even though now there are roughly 50 or so fruit flies swarming my kitchen:
A: I got rid of the nest and cleaned the place
B: I didn't get upset. Meaning the pills I was on earlier really were fucking me up like no bodies busniess.
...
go me ^^
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