May 05, 2010 00:54
Volkswagon - Sorry, I don't want the car I drive to incite violence.
Honda - I'm not interested in buying huge coffee cups, zeros, crash-test dummies, or balloons, please let me know if you sell other products.
WA State Lottery - If I buy a Lottery ticket, do I have to trip on LSD?
Catholics Come Home - Your commercials disappeared around the time the Pope was accused of protecting pedophile priests - Why is that?
Public Storage - The clown probably earns a more honest living than his siblings. No storage for me!
att.com - I confess, I want to buy anything Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka sings about.
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