never trust a drug dealer

Feb 23, 2006 10:09

i woke up at 6.30 am today
tried to get back to bed but decided to wake up and go swimming, just waiting for mummy to take me
last night me sophie (!) and charlotte went to the original oak and me and sophie drank wine and got drunk charlotte got drunk from one pint hahahaha leight weights! we chit and chatted then mikeys friend jen came and told me hes now going out with vicky. i am offically unattractive and having a minging personality! i told her id get him and she asked me not to kill him as hes lovely. hah
me and sophie wanted to have a one year anniversary of a mission and drugs, but lack of credit and drugs stopped this!
guess who we saw in the pub?
(this is why i wish danusia and rhian could of come out last night cus it would of been FUNNY AS FUCK!)
we saw Andy Coke-Flop-Dick from the summer and he was as smooth as always, we got a few cigarettes off him tho and he was very up for fun but hahaha what a fatty!!!!
oh how we laughed...
charlotte got knackered and went home..
me and soph went to CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!! yummy food, then thought about going to hyde park and then thought no
oh the take away man gave us free crisps for being sexy and female, we are good at that!
we went back to the oak, stole more cigarettes from andy, had a double vodka and coke which killed me and generally had a lovely night, i jumped onto the bus... i lost my day rider somehow had exactly enough change to get home..
and today im going to meet one sexy motherfucker and take him to tropical world which will probably ruin any chances i might of had with him whatsoever!
hahahahaha!
does anyone want to help me in a HUGE LONG plot of unexpected revenge?
im thinking itching powder, tripping up, spiking water with vodka (HAHAHA LAURA).. i don't know possible reports to the police..
any suggestions?
and dont worry, im not a lesbian chrissy didnt ring and i am glad of this, that would be too weird, im not that much of a boho hippy y'know
and im spying on fittys on myspace as the pub is filled with pretentious "rich" students who id rather slap with a wet fish then kiss
la la la la la
ta chaz and soph, good times!
we need a big renuinion of crewage...
everyone get a pot of money and rave it up!
love xx
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