OH GAWD

May 05, 2006 00:16

the 13th dilemma: cpanel stats are amusing. XD
TheAcidTwinkie: ?
the 13th dilemma: i can tell who's seen what i've hosted from akuroku.net and where. XD
the 13th dilemma: like i can see who on my flist had loaded the new ui image o_o;
TheAcidTwinkie: :O
the 13th dilemma: for instance
the 13th dilemma: Host: 24.3.80.28
/d00dz.jpg
Http Code: 200 Date: May 05 01:32:18 Http Version: HTTP/1.1 Size in Bytes: 41041
Referer: http://acidtwinkie.livejournal.com/friends?skip=60
Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.0; en-US; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060426 Firefox/1.5.0.3
TheAcidTwinkie: D: STOP STALKING ME
the 13th dilemma: It's too much fun D:
TheAcidTwinkie: D: OMG
the 13th dilemma: kind of scary huh D:
TheAcidTwinkie: ._. i feel violated

And thusly, acidtwinkie thinks I am stalking her. Guess what?



Stalking is illegal. acidtwinkie confronts jojoushi.

jojoushi is stalking acidtwinkie

jojoushi’s REAL name :
Jennette Mitchel

jojoushi’s REAL DOB :
27th September 1985

Height :152 cm
Weight : 73.9 kg

jojoushi has dreamt about you :
13 times

jojoushi became interested in you :
22nd February 2003

jojoushi’s latest dream about you

jojoushi dreamt that you had got married to another person. jojoushi produced a shotgun at the ceremony, blowing off your partners head before they could complete their vows with a close-range shot.

This is how jojoushi describes your relationship behind your back

‘Things couldn’t be any worse at the moment, not only has acidtwinkie’s father threatened to kill me if I go anywhere near their house but I’ve also just received a restrainer order from the police which prevents me from going within 1500m of her.’

jojoushi’s been stealing stuff from your house too.

jojoushi has a number of acidtwinkie’s old school books littered around their bedroom.

They’ve even started modifying their body for you

jojoushi had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.

They sent the following message to you in a Valentines

Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.

The Police

No. calls to the police :
18 times

Your Last Call to The Police

"Police. Send someone around immediately, some bastardin peeping tom is staring in at me with binoculars. They are approaching my door. Hurry!"

jojoushi’s Police File

15 years of continual drug abuse has taken it’s toll on jojoushi’s psyche. Unstable and a potential threat to society.

Testimonies about jojoushi

kinglerer - Long-haul trucker

‘I’m completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked jojoushi. Are you sure you’re accusing the right person?’

pebi - Slap-happy

‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. acidtwinkie’s been telling me about jojoushi’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’

delectableoomph - Snorts Lucozade tablets

‘I always thought jojoushi was a good kid. A bit shy but with a kind heart. How wrong was I?’

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