Smarm City
I hate to cross-post or supplant entries from one area of my cyber-life into another, but this journal is sorely in need of an update. In that spirit, here is something I posted to Myspace.com (yet another online journal that I pay no attention to) some time ago:
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Smarm City
A lot of people call me a hero. Well, I'm no hero. . .just a guy who tries to do the right thing. People with diseases are the real heroes. And that means that Baltimore has more sexual heroes per capita than any other city in the US of A! That's right, Baltimore, you're the nation's leader in sexually transmitted diseases! At least according to a CDC report from 2000. But you know what? I'll bet you still hold that title. Because you are dirty, Baltimore. You're a dirty girl. And you need a spanking, don't you, you dirty girl? Yeah, you like that.
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-J. Fries
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Smarm City
A lot of people call me a hero. Well, I'm no hero. . .just a guy who tries to do the right thing. People with diseases are the real heroes. And that means that Baltimore has more sexual heroes per capita than any other city in the US of A! That's right, Baltimore, you're the nation's leader in sexually transmitted diseases! At least according to a CDC report from 2000. But you know what? I'll bet you still hold that title. Because you are dirty, Baltimore. You're a dirty girl. And you need a spanking, don't you, you dirty girl? Yeah, you like that.
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-J. Fries