The Less Art Kids Get, the More it Shows
It is vitally important that your children be exposed to art, but it is not likely that they will seek it out for themselves. That is why I have created a new program that will make art appreciation fun for kids without letting them know that they actually are appreciating art, which, as your kids will tell you, "just ain't dope or funky fresh, Mom & Dad!" With my new AA ComicsTM your kids will learn about the rich history of western art and have fun doing it!
The secret is in AATM's patented Double-Dose System (patent pending). The first "dose" of art history is delivered in full-color illustrations that bring past masters like Rembrandt and Picasso to life in thrilling comic adventures! The second is a powerful psychotropic drug in the ink itself. Every time your child opens an AA Comic they will take in a hearty dose of this substance through the olfactory senses. And the best part. . .the drug is terribly addictive! So your kids will literally be begging for more art history!
Here's just a sample of what you'll get when you order:
Isn't it time you gave your kids the art history they so need and deserve? Order now, unless you don't love your kids! Incidentally, if you don't love your kids you might consider ordering my patented AA Child TorturerTM once it becomes available.
To Order: Get your period.
-J. Fries
The secret is in AATM's patented Double-Dose System (patent pending). The first "dose" of art history is delivered in full-color illustrations that bring past masters like Rembrandt and Picasso to life in thrilling comic adventures! The second is a powerful psychotropic drug in the ink itself. Every time your child opens an AA Comic they will take in a hearty dose of this substance through the olfactory senses. And the best part. . .the drug is terribly addictive! So your kids will literally be begging for more art history!
Here's just a sample of what you'll get when you order:
Isn't it time you gave your kids the art history they so need and deserve? Order now, unless you don't love your kids! Incidentally, if you don't love your kids you might consider ordering my patented AA Child TorturerTM once it becomes available.
To Order: Get your period.
-J. Fries