Southern Odyssey, Part I

[jojofries]

Unfortunate events recently compelled me to journey into some of our nation's southern states. I was born in Texas and spent many of my formative years in Louisiana so I was not unfamiliar with the terrain but it occurred to me that many of you may be, so below I have provided some brief musings on a few of the jewels in the U.S.'s southern crown

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[plinko]

The South could possibly be "The Armpit" of the USA. We keep attempting to apply a cheap deoderant to make it smell nicer, but all it really does is increase the funk.

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[jojofries]

The south has its good points, too. For instance, the southern chapters of the Klan are much more enthusiastic and festive. And as for food; you yankees cook the way Canadians fuck (i.e. blandly).

-J. Fries

[plinko]

Ah. But, I am not a yankee. I'm from Texas.

*puts on her festive Klan garb*

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[jojofries]

I was born in Grand Prairie, Texas. "Wherebouts ya'll from?" That's muh southern voice. . .hmmm, I guess the first part of this sentence was also southern. I'm fixin' to stop writing now.

-J. Fries

[plinko]

I'm from 'round College Station and thar-abouts. Woohoo!