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Apr 08, 2006 03:59

tuesday night >> i was driven home by a bran van driver at 1 AM that was in fact wearing a banana suit. it turned out 6 hours of working and reading purgatorio in the library did not have me hallucinating. he also seemed to know me/my name, i apologized and asked how. he said, "oh, you know. duct tape...rocky horror ( Read more... )

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steppenpup April 8 2006, 10:37:55 UTC
I miss you fiercely. Brightly, viciously.

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jojofaerie April 8 2006, 17:54:12 UTC
oh, pup! we must dish and re-co-nnect.

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doxasticpirate April 8 2006, 14:59:46 UTC
How did Rocky go? Any pictures?

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jojofaerie April 8 2006, 17:55:19 UTC
it went swell. i latex painted a lot of aereolas. and we had a man janet who was literally a HUGE babe. alas i lost my digital camera battery recharger so i haven't been takin' pics lately. i'll spread about any that appear that my friends took...thanks for wonderin', sir.

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fixious April 8 2006, 15:04:29 UTC
a gallery guard at the fogg made me cry this afternoon.

Go on...

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jojofaerie April 8 2006, 18:03:48 UTC
i never know i'm sad in public, until someone or something just tips me over the edge. all the guards at the fogg were badgering me about having my backpack near the paintings, making sure i was writing with a pencil and where was my id badge, blah blah blah. it's like they didn't believe i was a real brandeis student just there to write an art history paper. so when i picked up my cell phone to tell my mom i'd call her back, a really really ferocious middle aged lady-guard got 6 inches from my face and started yelling at me. it was way bad. when she saw me tearing she followed me, and i had to raise my voice and say, "you have no right to invade my personal space when you're making me uncomfortable." she even acted like i was on drugs/a small animal and said "i'm not going to hurt you!" it was really scary. she was pathologically angry with me. i'm surprised i stayed long enough to finish my paper notes and get out of there without filing a complaint. but yep. adventures in harvard. i didn't even look that sketchy yesterday. i looked ( ... )

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redlily April 8 2006, 15:36:40 UTC
Made you cry?? I can't imagine some random person making you cry!

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jojofaerie April 8 2006, 18:04:08 UTC
i answered sravana in the thread.

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zamba April 8 2006, 20:04:39 UTC
don't worry.
i avenged your honor and made the guard cry.

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jojofaerie April 8 2006, 20:10:43 UTC
good. i hope you sentenced her to being backed into with backpacks covered in important ancient painting's scraped off pigment and talked loudly into her face on your cell phone. with garlic breath.

mwa.

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